Cruise Advice and Tips - Cruising Tips
Cruise Advice and Tips - Cruising Tips
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*CRUISE ADVICE PROMISE: Unlike much of the information found on other cruise websites, the following is completely genuine and unbiased cruise advice.
"Ex-Cruise Ship Officer Spills His Secrets And Tells The Must Know Tactics That Will Save You Hundreds Of Dollars During Your Next Cruise And Get You VIP Service No Matter What Class Of Cabin You Booked...!"
From: David Kirkland
Subject: Insider Cruise Advice That Saves You Money & Leads To The Most Rewarding Cruise Possible
Dear friend,
I know that cruise advice is everywhere, with all types of cruise ship passengers offering their cruise tips and opinions on all sorts of topics.
However, just keep in mind that you can never get actual 'insider information' from other cruise passengers. I am talking about real advice that comes from behind-the-scenes expertise and knowledge of how the cruise industry truly operates.
That is why I created the Intelligent Cruiser Package. My team of experts and I are not passengers, but Senior Cruise Ship Officers, each with over 10 years of experience in the industry.
We know exactly how the system works - all the secrets, rules, scams, tricks and schemes that are used by the cruise lines to entice passengers into spending more money than they actually need to. More importantly for you, we know exactly how to work the system to your advantage so that you outsmart the cruise lines at their own game!
What Am I Offering?
Let me start with what I am NOT trying to offer. I am not trying to save you a few pennies here and there. I am not going to tell you to take a cruise during hurricane season in order to save money or to order four plates of filet mignon at dinner and take some back to your cabin for a midnight snack.
I am stating straight away that I guarantee you will save hundreds, if not thousands, of dollars with my cruise advice and information. You will learn methods that are not known by other passengers and can only be revealed by the people who actually worked in the highest positions in the industry.
Let me repeat - I guarantee that you will save hundreds, if not thousands, of dollars PLUS be rewarded with an incredible amount of irresistible benefits that will enhance your vacation beyond imagination.
The cost of my package is a mere $27, a minimal charge for information that can easily save you up to 50 times that amount. My offer also includes a 60-day, 100% money-back-guarantee, so that you really have nothing to lose. Try it out. If you don't find it useful, send it back and receive a full refund.
But I promise, as soon as you use my methods to start saving money and enjoy the incredible value-adding benefits, you will be more than thankful that you took advantage of this offer.
What could you use right now?
Saving hundreds of dollars on massages, salon treatments, sauna visits, drinks, alternate dining, souvenirs, jewelry and more?
Or perhaps you would prefer...
Being treated like a VIP no matter what class of cabin you book, receiving free wine and champagne, priority status and attentive service fit for royalty
Or maybe...
Paying 60% less than everyone else while doing absolutely everything you want in each port of call - sightseeing, visiting white-sand beaches, water activities, swimming with dolphins, snorkeling, etc.
It's a tough decision, but luckily, it's not one that you have to make. All it takes is some genuine 'insider information' and you can easily, and I honestly mean EASILY, enjoy everything listed above and unbelievably more!
Let me first warn you: At the moment, you are at a high risk of falling victim to the biggest (and most costly) mistakes that cruise ship passengers make.
I know this is a fact because I watched thousands and thousands of passengers throughout my career make the exact same mistakes over and over again and then pay the consequences as a result. In all honesty, 99% of passengers OVER-SPEND and UNDER-BENEFIT.
If you are content with such an unfavorable formula, this package is not for you. But if you really want to learn how to eliminate that risk instantly and forever, you owe it to yourself to try out the Intelligent Cruiser Package.
Alright, Let's Talk About
How You Will Benefit
My aim is to provide you with easy-to-follow methods that lead to the maximum amount of benefits. Take a look at the below list. Simply by reading my information, you will automatically be able to do the following:
1. Avoid the single biggest mistake that 99% of cruise ship passengers make
2. Spend less money during your cruise while drastically increasing how much bang you get for your buck3. Discover valuable secrets that only senior cruise officers would know and which allow you to use the system to your advantage
4. Have direct access to the exact information that cruise lines deliberately try to hide from you, and you will learn why they don't want you to know it
Again, that is what you will be able to do simply by READING my information. Once you have that knowledge, an entire world of possibilities opens up and you will know how to save serious money on absolutely every aspect of your cruise.
You will learn when, where and how to spend your money so that you are able to accomplish everything you want to do on your vacation without having to wonder if it fits into your budget.
You will save both time and hassle by knowing ahead of time exactly what to avoid as well as the easiest ways to make the most of every single day.
You will not have to 'learn as you go' and instead can rely on proven expert advice that comes from the highest authorities in the industry.
You will literally become the smartest passenger on your ship and can then sit back as others around you waste their money while receiving terrible value in return.
Don't you agree that it would be a real shame to end up wasting your money when you have a golden opportunity to avoid that risk?
And What's My Story?
I have worked as a 3-Stripe Officer on board 12 different cruise ships over a 10 year period. At the age of 38, I decided to end my career as I increasingly began to miss seeing my family and friends as well as some basic aspects of living on land (mostly going to the movies and eating at my favorite Thai restaurant!).
Once I left the ships, I spent three months sending out my resume to various hotel chains around the country and interviewing for a variety of management positions. I was offered some great jobs, but truthfully, none of them excited me at all.
In the meantime, whenever any of my family or friends, or even friends of friends or friends of family were about to take a cruise, I suddenly found myself sending dozens of emails back and forth, answering questions and offering my insider advice on every aspect of taking a cruise.
It was then actually my sister who one day suggested that I put all of my expertise and knowledge into an e-Book and share it with cruise passengers in general. And that was how this began...I liked the idea and immediately got to work.
Here I am, over 1 year later, and with orders piling up every day. To be honest, I sometimes can't believe it myself, but I am confident that the success of this project has resulted from it being the most unique, genuine and beneficial package of cruise advice available anywhere.
But What Did I Do On the Ships?
I was the manager of the largest revenue producing department, often earning the cruise line over $1,000,000 in revenue during a single 7-day cruise! My main responsibilities centered on enticing passengers to spend and spend often.
That's right, I had to convince thousands of passengers to pay us (the cruise line) as much money as possible for the goods and services they received in return.
Trust me, I would often shake my head in disbelief when we would reach the $1,000,000 revenue mark. Why? I knew that every passenger could have spent less than half of what they were spending and could have received much higher-quality goods and services.
But the passengers simply didn't know any better, and so we raked in the money, taking advantage of their lack of knowledge.Cruise lines are able to take advantage of their passengers by counting on that one fact: “Passengers are not well-informed.”
I know this is how it works because I relied on this very fact myself!
I am now trying to put an end to this lack of fairness by offering a unique tool that instantly transforms anyone into the most educated cruise ship passenger possible.
I have made it as easy as possible to try it out, with a very attractive limited time offer and an unbeatable 100%, No-Questions-Asked, Money-Back-Guarantee!
Can One Cruise Ship Officer Know It All?
While my career has provided me with an incredible amount of knowledge, I want to be 100% sure that the Intelligent Cruiser Package is as complete a package as it gets. That is why I spent months collaborating with OTHER SENIOR CRUISE SHIP OFFICERS as well, all of whom have as much or even more experience than I do.
My aim was to create the most comprehensive, valuable and truly effective package of cruise information available anywhere. Based upon the feedback from over a year's worth of happy customers, I am confident that my team of expert officers and I have really achieved our goal.
The colleagues I consulted with for this project include officers in the following diverse positions:
- Chief Financial Officer
- Front Office Manager
- Shore Excursion / Tour Manager
- Assistant Restaurant Manager
- Spa Manager
- Revenue Committee Officer
In addition, my team of insider experts and I have worked for almost every major cruise line, including Carnival, Costa, Crystal, Cunard, Holland America, Norwegian Cruise Lines, P&O Cruises, Princess and Royal Caribbean.
To put it as simply as possible - we know our stuff!
So let me get right to it and show you exactly what you will receive.
All of the above information is emailed to you
instantly in Adobe PDF format.
Keep reading - for a limited time I am throwing in some extras!
So...How About My GUARANTEE?
It has always been my goal to give each and every person a 100% RISK-FREE opportunity to order my product. I think you will find that the following guarantee does exactly that.
Are You Happy Knowing That You Will
Spend Hundreds Of Dollars More
Than You Should During Your Cruise?
Nobody should be happy about this. If for some reason you are, then again, this product is simply not for you. However, if you do not like the idea of spending more (a lot more) than you should and being taken advantage of by the cruise lines, then I suggest you try out the Intelligent Cruiser Package. Even better, if you want to save money AND actually enhance the quality of your vacation, then I strongly suggest taking advantage of this risk-free offer.
It is important to remember that this information comes not from opinion, but from the real insider experiences of a diverse team of senior cruise ship officers.
Who better to teach you the secrets and tricks of the industry than those who have practiced them for years? Cruise advice from any other source simply cannot lead to the same results.
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